Competition Two!

That’s right, it’s time for another competition!  One of you lucky people could win a prize.  That prize is a pizzle.  From my pet pig.  Look it up, but only once you’ve entered the comp.

etition.

Sadly the last competition seemed a bit too difficult, as nobody entered.  Well this time I’ve made it a helluva lot easier for you, so don’t be scared to enter!  You don’t stand to loose anything!  Unless you get it wrong, in which case you’ll look like a stupid.  Here’s the question:

Which question is its own answer?

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Competition One

You lucky, lucky people! I am giving one of you the chance to win prizes too valuable to even contemplate, and all you have to do is enter this simple competition!

THE PRIZES:

Fifty pounds worth of B&Q vouchers,
My autograph,
An envelope addressed to you,
A paper clip.

All this could be yours if you can complete this simple challenge…

THE CHALLENGE:

All you have to do is be the first person to send me fifty pounds. That’s it! Send your entries, with a self addressed envelope (yes, with a stamp, prick) to:

Benjamin Andrew Hugo Thompson,
Carpet The Ceiling Headquarters,
Mallard Street,
Norwich,
NR1 5PP

The closing date is 31st September 1987.

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